Meat Yeet

Semen

Oh fuck, here comes the meat yeet!

by Meateryeeter October 21, 2018

meat moving

Meat moving pertains to the male anatomy. This is when a male becomes aroused and has an erection.

Ronnie and Brett practice their meat moving skills together on a regular basis. Practice makes perfect.

by KK Cummings December 26, 2008

Meat Hawk

A man who looks at another man's penis while urinating in a public restroom. If you hear a loud Ka Kaw! Ka kaw! This means that a ninja recognizes such a person, and is warning all other ninjas to be alert to the pee dee peeper.

That guy in the bathroom is a Meat Hawk! Ka Kaw! Ka Kaw!

by Gangstachieff March 6, 2018

meat mickey

Vegetarians who haven’t eaten meat for a long time become used to it and their bodies can’t handle meat the same way. So, if, by accident or on purpose, this person eats meat they will, more than likely, become sick, having been given a meat mickey.

a couple at a mexican restaurant:

person #1: i dont feel so good after that vegetarian taco.

person #2: most mexican foods use beans with LARD in them.

person #1: ugh, a meat mickey, damnit...

by jetless May 18, 2006

meat-mate

Two or more individuals who have worn the same pants, etc. commando-style between washes.

'Sup meat-mate! Love those pants-- my dangle and eggs rode the wind in them just this morning!"

by Darius McCloud December 13, 2018

Meat lags

A term commonly used to describe the impact that large quantities of meat can have on the connection between computers and servers. This strange phenomenon has been observed for centuries .

Person1: "Yo dawwwwg you be lagging to sheet "
Person2: "Yeah man I'm getting the meat lags"

by weedman420lacjam October 22, 2016

Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 7, 2020