red dot

is quite a chaotic tick that will bit you and make hurt you. no get bit by the chaotic ticko

person uno: oh no i die
person e: oh so must ticko have bitten you

person uno: yes red ticko i die now
person e: RED DOT EQUAL CHAOTIC TICK O NOOOO

by readmyusernameandugetbitbytick August 3, 2020

Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.

"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."

by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021

Wanky dots

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.

“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”

by Chefskiss October 9, 2025

waste dot want dot

Alludes to oft bizarre inclination of indefinitely linking to various sites not even of remote note

Waste dot want dot, story of my life.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Dot

mostly used in the end of NYC DRILL rappers

Sugarhill DDot, Edot Baby, Kdot Keep Klickin, NdotSpinAlot

by sapper2real April 12, 2024

Dookie Dot

A) The speck of feces (either brown, green, yellow, or grey) that appears on the tip of someone’s finger or a man’s penis after removing (finger or penis) from another person’s rectum during foreplay or anal sex. Both men and women can produce dookie dots.

Eww! Why does he always feel the need to tell everyone about his dookie dots from his hook ups?

by bluechrome4u August 7, 2019

Tight as a dot

A phrase used when describing some bomb ass pussy.

"Dude. That girl's pussy was tight as a dot!"

by WubalubaAids August 22, 2017