dr. phil

A texas born psychiatrist who has his own ridiculous talk show. Common themes include crack whores, obese people and abusive husbands. It's impossible to be chosen to appear on the show if your IQ is above 70.

If your addicted to drugs, you should go to rehab!
If you're fat you should go on a diet!
thank god for dr. phil, I never could have solved these problems on my own.

by yoitsashlee February 14, 2007

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Dr. Phil

son of a bitch
well thats about it

hey did you hear what that guy did earlier?" "yea he's a real Dr. Phill"(son of a bitch)

by anal seepage August 8, 2006

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Dr. Phil

Verb: to be a pain in the ass; to try and council people about issues you don't know about.

quit Dr. Phil'in me you ho'. I know more than you'll ever know!

by MeganDee. March 29, 2007

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Dr. Pornsak

A Doctor known for performing Pornographic Masturbating in front of his Clients. He might like Sex Toys.

Aww great! Now Dr. Pornsak is the Father of my Baby. Damn you!

by CarlFilip19 March 25, 2018

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Dr. Psychosis

He is the only man who can convince psychiatrists to commit suicide. He is the only man who can convince nuns to give him thier virginity. He can also convince pimps to become saints and their whores to become nuns. He is the sole reason why Trump decided to become president.

He is the one who watch the world burn without raising a finger.

He loves cookies & intimacy.

Mother: If you don't brush your teeth then I will call Dr. Psychosis.

Child: *dies from a heart attack*

Mother: well dang...

by The Head of the Illuminati June 9, 2020

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