When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength
You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
by Fluph February 24, 2025
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Master of acid wits

Someone online who excels at insulting people, typically your local Social Media Troll or some guy with a big ego and anger issues you met in some Video Game.
Person 1: fxxk off loser. Lmao. 😹😹😹

Person 2: bro is a master of acid wits
by frnchfrie5 November 24, 2023
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Big mother fuckers named Jared and Joshua who are big niggas wit tight coochies
“Aye man, remember those two guys we met in that alley that we fucked?”
“You mean the Big Niggas Wit Tight Coochies?”
by TightPussyMan96024 January 10, 2021
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Jehovas witness

Jehovas witness arent People who need to live a little.. they need to stop living a little. They are the ones who create peaceful enviorments and Keep Things balanced. They are brave and kind, not annoying! Very respected For their approach to everything in life despite being hated. This is not for the weak.
Yes mr Jehovas witness i do have time for you
by Goddesseffect May 24, 2023
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gebrovah's witness

One who lives by the bro code, and persistently shoves the bro code down people's throats, mainly his/her close friends. Eventually crosses the line of douchebaggery.
One friend was concerned about the other about losing him to his girlfriend. Not expressing much tactfulness, he dropped the phrase "bros before hoes."

The following status was found on said friend's Facebook timeline:
"I respect those who look out for me, but when you shove the bro code down my fucking throat like you're a gebrovah's witness, that's past where I draw the line. "Bros before hoes..." kindly eat a bag of dicks."
by PyGuy March 04, 2014
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