Master of acid wits

Someone online who excels at insulting people, typically your local Social Media Troll or some guy with a big ego and anger issues you met in some Video Game.

Person 1: fxxk off loser. Lmao. 😹😹😹

Person 2: bro is a master of acid wits

by frnchfrie5 November 24, 2023

The Witness

When you walk into a Taco Bell bathroom and you see a big fuckin shit floating in the toliet.

Little bobby had a taco supream, a burrito supream, nacho surpream, and a soft taco supream. Lil bobby took a big shit in a public bathroom, and didnt flush, in order for the next faggot to use the shitter they would be a "witness".

by AlleyViper December 8, 2004

nit-wit

a Canadian term for a stupid, silly person

person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay

by Sexydimma December 1, 2016

Vegovah's witness

one who has recently became a vegetarian or vegan, that proselytizes to everyone else how their diet is wrong

"I made a hamburger & Johnny went all Vegovah's witness on me"

by fred987 December 11, 2020

algorithm wit

Algorithm Wit; when noticing information attached to you're social media time-line, that has a connection to your own posts..

Wow! that's great influence information posted, but did you come up with that or is that algorithm wit?

by Epediter December 5, 2024

Jehova witness

A bunch of christian religious freaks that go around knocking on people's doors, even if the people that they visit are jewish (They mostly visit people of another religion just to tell them that their religion is wrong)

DING DONG!.............(walks up to the door, and opens it) Jehova witness people: hello, we are Jehova's witness and_ jewish person: sorry, I am jewish, and I don't talk to religious freaks, bye! (slams the door!)

by starwarsfan123 February 19, 2018

Piss Wit

is when you want to piss on someone with your wit

you are a piss wit

by Bobthecat323 August 18, 2020