Corn Belt Steamer

Similiar to Cleveland Steamer but giver eats a big bag of corn the night before the sexual encounter.

There was Corn everywhere after he gave me a Corn Belt Steamer.

by BigNutsVA March 28, 2009

Cleveland Stanley Steamer

The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.

Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!

by FBM Genesis June 02, 2011

cleavland steamer rollover

When your partner is asleep on their stomach and their chest is inaccessible. you must roll them on their back and quickly before notice dump on his/her chest...
then you must pretend to fall asleep and allow your partner to wonder how the defacation has happened at all.

It is obvious, but you are awake. your partner is asleep with their chest down. you flip her/him over and rapidly release your shit( on the chest, which is of utmost importance). This is a Cleavland Steamer Rollover Classic Technique!! Who doesn't love the cleavland steamer rollover!?

by Mikey M.K September 11, 2007

Atomic cleavland steamer

You do an atomic bomb except you are above a woman. Then climb down off of whatever the hell you where on. Then proceed to flattening out the shit on her back with your ass. Just like in the cleavland steamer.

Me: Stand still, Im going to get the step-ladder
April: Why would we need that?
Me: Im going to give you an atomic cleavland steamer
April: OOOOOOOO sounds like fun!

by PlasmaNova July 11, 2008

hepburn steamer

When your buddy takes a dump on your desk and goes on vacation for two weeks.

Hey Will, I'm getting married so I'll be gone for a while. Enjoy the Hepburn Steamer I left on your desk!

by Ice_dawg August 31, 2007

Candy Apple Steamer

When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.

My lady can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!

by Jimmy C. May 10, 2005

Lean Cuisine Steamer

Eating an enormous meal then taking a tiny shit no where near equivalent to the amount of food you ate

After 3 trips to the buffet all I could produce was a lean cuisine steamer! Where did the rest go?

by ZMann January 07, 2011