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Fresh poon

Friend: Dude let's hit the cemetery and check out some Necro Poon.

Guy: Nah man, I love that Fresh Poon ennit.
by TheBigHandle September 10, 2018
mugGet the Fresh poonmug.

poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius
Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches
by John wayne March 8, 2016
mugGet the poon metermug.

Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away
Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched
by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009
mugGet the Poon Snatchedmug.

poon vulturing

the act of older males preying on a young female for some poontang
As soon they walked into the party, they scoped out all the younger girls and began to circle, the poon vulturing had begun.
by Dodie Nooo March 3, 2008
mugGet the poon vulturingmug.

Poon bisquit

The buttery bisquit flaps of a pussy
I just licked the butter off that poon bisquit.
by Fuzzyballz69 December 10, 2017
mugGet the Poon bisquitmug.

Poon Fight

When two or more trashy women fight each other (typically shown on the Jerry Springer show or on other talk shows)
That poon fight was awesome.
by Papa McNasty April 28, 2023
mugGet the Poon Fightmug.

joo-poon

You going to get you some joo-poon?
by p0l4r22 February 22, 2011
mugGet the joo-poonmug.

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