poo roundabout

In the world of business, a poo roundabout is when a company hires someone shit, they do shit, then they're hired somewhere else where they do the same shit resulting in a poo roundabout.

He's back? What a poo roundabout

by Businessinsider101 June 19, 2015

poo snooze

Taking a nap in the work bathroom while sitting on the toilet.

I was so exhausted that I had to take a twenty minute poo snooze.

by Allonsy_away March 13, 2016

poo lasso

When you do a sneaky fart, then walk around an unsuspecting victim, ensuring there is a 'lasso' of the stench of your poo around them. There is no escape from the smell

"I quickly and like a stealth ninja farter, surrounded him with my poo lasso"

by Mc Buzzell May 3, 2016

poo nesting

To build a nest of toilet paper, prior to pooing, to avoid any splash-back

Person 1: I'm busting to poo, but I don't wanna leave any skid marks
Person 2: You need to do some Poo Nesting!!! Build yourself a Toilet Paper Poo Nest. Problem solved!!!

by Robes100 October 14, 2013

poo happy

That feeling of elation you get when you finally take a dump. Feeling of elation lasts anything up to an hour afterwards.

John: "I was stuck in that meeting for an hour and finally got to use the bathroom. I feel so poo happy now."

by shakytrousers December 18, 2011

haiku poo

Haiku poo, or Haiku o shinagara haiku(Haiku while you poop), is an ancient form of haiku used to pass the time while in the bathroom, meditating on the physical release from within. A three-line poem with 17 syllables, put together in a 5–7–5 pattern, it is usually said in one breath, which may be very helpful depending on type of poop or length of time in the bathroom.

A haiku poo from Sumida Manobutt....

ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする

Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru

Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu

Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru

Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush

by Zachariah Langley 13 May 4, 2018

Poo-tard

Someone who takes a retardedly long time to take a dump.

We had to pause the movie cause Steve was a Pootard.

by Moik May 13, 2005