by moniee<3 August 6, 2021
Get the megan mug.The special one. No one will ever understand what the hell goes through her head but at the end of the day don’t bother questioning it. She will fight like hell for you but the moment you betray her trust you will be sorry. Always follow Megan’s advice she has been through the ringer but is always right, again don’t question it.
The will do the most embarrassing thing in front of strangers but will become shy as a puppy if she is uncomfortable. She will be shy around people at school but a psychopath, high on water with her friends. She can chug a bottle of vodka and not be drunk but will still only have 1 shot when out of the house.
She will never bother with short term relationships but is like a puppy. Play with it feed it, walk it and sleep and she will be happy. DO NOT LEAVE HER ON READ. She will question her life purpose if you don’t pick up the phone.
She will never admit she is pretty. Nor does she think it because she will always know she could be better but is a 1 in a million.
Friendly reminder don’t mess with Megan because she will make you pay.
The will do the most embarrassing thing in front of strangers but will become shy as a puppy if she is uncomfortable. She will be shy around people at school but a psychopath, high on water with her friends. She can chug a bottle of vodka and not be drunk but will still only have 1 shot when out of the house.
She will never bother with short term relationships but is like a puppy. Play with it feed it, walk it and sleep and she will be happy. DO NOT LEAVE HER ON READ. She will question her life purpose if you don’t pick up the phone.
She will never admit she is pretty. Nor does she think it because she will always know she could be better but is a 1 in a million.
Friendly reminder don’t mess with Megan because she will make you pay.
“Megan oh I heard of her isn’t she that weird kid” - random person
Screams “The queen has arrived” as she walks in -Megan
Screams “The queen has arrived” as she walks in -Megan
by Jane_kaffie December 4, 2020
Get the Megan mug.by megmeghater June 6, 2022
Get the megan mug.An amazing gall who loves a party she always is wanting to help she is also quite the flirt and loves to hang out with her squad Thomas Lucy and Thomas . She has a soft spot for animals and loves her dog she has lots of friends and is very emotional when things get tough but let me tell you boys she is a tough cookie so treat her right 😉
ThomasR: wow megan is so kind
ThomasM: yeh I wish she was my gf
Lucy: yo guys Megan isn’t your toy she is a strong girl so watch out
ThomasM: yeh I wish she was my gf
Lucy: yo guys Megan isn’t your toy she is a strong girl so watch out
by Happygirl June 26, 2019
Get the Megan mug.Is awesome and sometimes insecure, can be very crazy but no one hates her for it. everyone loves Megan
by Penguin🐧 January 11, 2021
Get the Megan mug.Megan is a beautiful sexy girl she doesn’t like when others put her down.
she loves spending time with her friends and on her phone
all the boys have a crush on her and she just doesn’t know it
she loves spending time with her friends and on her phone
all the boys have a crush on her and she just doesn’t know it
boy 1: omg is that Megan?
boy 2: yeah she’s so hot!
boy 3: indeed
boy4: cmon everyone has a crush on her, look at her!
boy 2: yeah she’s so hot!
boy 3: indeed
boy4: cmon everyone has a crush on her, look at her!
by Colesprouseishot April 2, 2022
Get the Megan mug.A woman that is like a door knob Thts been over turned and falls off because its lifespan was extended to the maximum. A woman named Megan Inez
Commonly known as skank with crappy make up jobs , A dirty nasty easy bitch, a slut, a liar, shallow, selfish manipulative woman named Megan Inez.
Female that has herpes so bad no one wants to touch her.
A female cant get any worse.
A female that is a plague and an is insult.
.
Hey there goes Megan Inez
-bro you wanna wife her?
Hell no man! That messed up!
-why not?
I heard she like a plague. The last guy with her said her herpes had herpes. He plagued for life.
- that bitch has mileage like a beat up car. She done leg to many get in.
She had to many of those long black train rides.
Commonly known as skank with crappy make up jobs , A dirty nasty easy bitch, a slut, a liar, shallow, selfish manipulative woman named Megan Inez.
Female that has herpes so bad no one wants to touch her.
A female cant get any worse.
A female that is a plague and an is insult.
.
Hey there goes Megan Inez
-bro you wanna wife her?
Hell no man! That messed up!
-why not?
I heard she like a plague. The last guy with her said her herpes had herpes. He plagued for life.
- that bitch has mileage like a beat up car. She done leg to many get in.
She had to many of those long black train rides.
Hey there goes Megan Inez
-bro you wanna wife her?
Hell no man! That messed up!
-why not?
I heard she like a plague. The last guy with her said her herpes had herpes. He plagued for life.
- that bitch has mileage like a beat up car. She had to many of those long black train rides.
-Ew they just hired that old expired extended warranty in the kitchen. They just been plagued.
-bro you wanna wife her?
Hell no man! That messed up!
-why not?
I heard she like a plague. The last guy with her said her herpes had herpes. He plagued for life.
- that bitch has mileage like a beat up car. She had to many of those long black train rides.
-Ew they just hired that old expired extended warranty in the kitchen. They just been plagued.
by 2024 truthspeaker January 29, 2024
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