Cabbage

Used to describe something that is absolute shit.

Also caaaaabbbssss for emphasis.

"Luke's looking so cabbage today!"

"I have an exam tomorrow and I haven't shown up all year" "Fuck that's cabsssss!"

by Sanremo August 25, 2018

Clapped Cabbage

An insult that is everything and nothing at the same time, also can can describe something that is just booty cheeks

Bro... that Game was Pure Clapped cabbage.

by Yeet Meisters™️ February 5, 2019

cabbage wrench

The common sex move between Hispanic and Indian companions of subtly hiding a 14mm wrenchs in two heads of cabbage. The couple then must proceed sit on one head cabbage each and the first to be penetrated by a wrench wins.

DUDE did you hear about Serena and Rohan?! Apparanetly their favorite move is cabbage wrench..damn.

by Chuck Charles’s September 8, 2018

Cabbage

The act of pulling your foreskin and bunching it up to look like a cabbage.

Oi mate kiss my cabbage

by CaramelPB July 13, 2019

Cabbage

A cabbage is person that is simple or below average smarts

Simplest way to say it is retarded

Shut up u cabbage

by Clodagh may November 11, 2019

muff cabbage

When you are really bad at a video game

Gabe is muff cabbage

by goochthemuscial February 28, 2019

Cabbage

To turn or the turning of a persons bag or bags inside out

Did u see leahy cabbage his bag lol

by Pdb March 4, 2019