"I was driving with the windows down, and the sun was at an angle such that I observed a fluttering shadow out of the corner of my eye. I thought, 'my goodness! There's an animal in the car!' Y'know, like in Arizona, people worry about snakes getting into their cars. So I pulled over and...nothing; turns out the shadow was just my flying squirrels whippin' in the wind."
by Audit Master December 19, 2008
Get the flying squirrelsmug. by Me too September 17, 2007
Get the Curb Squirrelsmug. by Sue Johnson August 3, 2006
Get the squirrel cheeksmug. Scamming the squirrel is slang for trying to coerse the opposite sex's sexual reproductive organs to have sexual intercourse with your sexual reproductive organs.
Or, for more of a vulgar definition - trying to get some pussy.
Or, for more of a vulgar definition - trying to get some pussy.
Dialogue between 2 friends:
Joey: "Matt, you scamming the squirrel?"
Matt: "Oh yea, I'm negotiating the terms right now!"
Joey: "Matt, you scamming the squirrel?"
Matt: "Oh yea, I'm negotiating the terms right now!"
by Cut Master November 7, 2007
Get the scamming the squirrelmug. After receiving head, shoot a load all over her eyes while she proceeds to suck on your nuts. She cannot see and has nuts in her mouth as would a blind squirrel.
Damn that blind squirrel was going nuts.
She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.
She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.
by TheLog127 July 17, 2011
Get the Blind Squirrelmug. by IHeartSnape March 13, 2009
Get the Squirrel tunnelmug. The sexual act of stuffing someone's testicals in your cheeks and massaging them like a squirrel stuffing its cheeks with a pair of sheep testicals.
"Hey Markus, what did you an Stefany do last night?"
"OMG! we watched a movie and she went in for a scottish squirrel!"
"OMG! we watched a movie and she went in for a scottish squirrel!"
by el_viagra May 7, 2022
Get the Scottish squirrelmug.