Wandering Russian

A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.
My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".
by iadas August 10, 2011
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Russian Drunk

Being extremely drunk off vodka. A person who is Russian Drunk may be found arguing, fighting, slurring speech, or passed out in the bathtub.
We are going to get Russian Drunk off this SVEDKA.

Man that fool is Russian Drunk!
by milehighjoe January 20, 2012
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Russian Blanket

The act of drinking alcohol (usually Vodka, preferably from Russia, but may be beer or other liquors) in order to give you the warm feeling associated with beginning to drink alcohol.
Hey man, can you give me some vodka? I'm freezing and need a Russian Blanket
by Vladimir_Putin December 31, 2012
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russian tank

Stalin's wet dreams ALL of your Slavic needs will be for filled the Russian tank has everything from warship turrets on wheels to blocks of Stalinist
by Boris the tank lord December 20, 2017
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Russian CPR

The act of blowing into a woman’s vagina while simultaneously double fisting her ass.
Jane never walked the same after she received Russian CPR in the back alley of the strip club.
by Starkist69 January 10, 2020
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russian puppy

the process of having a three way with your girlfriend and your pet.
Hey girl I loved the Russian puppy we got
by Silverponyfucker December 19, 2016
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Russian Salsa

The act of inserting a cheese grater in one's ass hole
by Rune_Gundersen December 11, 2013
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