mud butt

a severe case of diarrhea.

My friend Kris ate bad sushi last night and today he has mud butt.

by EVCESQ January 30, 2007

Mud-slinger

1) One who slanders others.
2) A maker of pottery, usually on a potters wheel. This is due to the fact that as the wheel spins it "slings" slip or mud.

1) "The political party representative was mud-slinging his opposition."

2) "As a mud-slinger the artist produces some beautiful bowls and cups."

by Brenda November 26, 2003

Mud Helmet

The after effects of inserting the penis into the dirty ass of another. When the penis is pulled out the tip of the cock is lightly covered with poo thus giving it the look of having a mud on the helmet.

Man I was hittin her in the ass and when I pulled out I had a mud helmet.

by Mr. Mud Helmet June 3, 2009

MUD TUNNEL

A unclean butthole. Shit sticking to the walls and outer rim of the ass pipe. Another name for butthole.

After I get finished blistering this hot smelly tuna pipe, I'm gonna cram it in her ole puckered up mud tunnel.

by Homey D September 18, 2010

mud merchant

Someone who takes it in the ass.

French people are mud merchants.

by Testicules Popsofolot March 14, 2003

mud worm

Poop molded into a worm

A faggots game, after butt sex, they grab their dicks and sqeeze out mud worms.

by Mr. to You May 30, 2008

Mud Flaps

Sagging butt cheeks with age and weight loss such that a pencil could be held in the crack between back upper thigh and bum. Vastly superior to all alternative definitions for the sheer ubiquity of the phenomena but also because legs are the human equivalent to wheels and human mud flaps are therefore perfect homologues to vehicular ones. Entered Urban lexicon in Spinal Tap's hit Big Bottom in which this second chorus appears:

Big bottom, Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

by Jellybean Sherbert October 28, 2008