Jeff

A man who is possessed by the devil due to playing World of Warcraft. He's a dentist and he plays with characters named with Luv at the end

Jeff messes with my teeth and is possessed by the devil.

by Troezen February 01, 2023

Jeff

The act of being incredibly fat. Often refers as a human pedophile. Frequent intake of loli porn.

Often talks in difficult vocabulary due to the frequent activity of drowning itself in movie marathons and fapping”

Is gay.

“Damn bro! shes like 10. You’re such a Jeff!”

“Ew, you’re so gay. Dont be a jeff.”

by dinthewhale October 26, 2022

Jeff

A Fricking ALPHA chad, who gets babes like they're ants on his food. He is considered a alpha chad, who is the dominating form of all chads. No matter what definition your name has, Jeff is the pure form of a god who has absorbed the sheer fricking power of all chads that exist in this small universe. He is the considered the god of peace, (seriously, look it up) and he is a god damn CHAD

Oh, did you hear about Jeff, and how he got a million babes?

by Some chad :I June 21, 2020

Jeff

A mature/ senile crossdresser who prostitutes himself for money can also be referred to as a Josh.

A: I banged that blonde over there last night ;) B: Bro, you know she was a jeff right?

by therealjohndoe August 15, 2018

Jeff

A bold man who believes in Santa Claus who is incredibly good at debate and roasting students

Person: I believe
Jeff: I believe in Santa Claus

by Jeff Lover #1 April 06, 2022

Jeff

A parasite. Generally a person who contributes very little to their friends expecting great amounts of contribution in return. An example would be a person talking shit behind everyone’s back then wondering why they stop giving him rides everywhere and paying for his food.

Jeff called me a fake friend after I had to cancel on him once.

by arandomasshatonline May 21, 2022

Jeff

Jeff turns heads, in matter how you identify. He is a winner. Sometimes he sing, sometimes he plays trivia. Jeff is so smart he was born into Mensa. People ask where he bought his jeans, and assume he is in the military. His tattoos could be taken as a mean redneck, but somebody you don't want to make eye contact with on the street after 10pm. Don't play pool with Jeff. He might shoot off, but will always take your money. He is the cock of the walk and puts the “swag” in “swagger”.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that guy doing a one-handed push-up?

Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.

Girl 1: That is legendary.

“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.

by K2darizzle April 14, 2025