E-shank

The internet equivalent of being shanked.

I e-shanked Bob because he was being a jerk.

by eshankhank August 30, 2009

E-Thumping

The process of spending large quantities of time looking up and reading bible passages on the Internet.

Fran, I wish you would stop e-thumping and get back to work!

by Michelle Jenae September 3, 2009

e-fenestration

Accidentally alt-tabbing to an equally inappropriate window when your boss/parent suddenly appears.

Man, I had like...15 windows open on my PC at work today and only one of them was the report I was meant to be working on. Clicked from Facebook straight to YouTube when my boss appeared. Just a big-arse kitten playing a piano on my screen. Complete e-fenestration.

by Tommy G (Syd) November 5, 2009

e-pigeon

When someone takes so long to answer your email that you might as well send a homing pigeon.

I sent him an email hoping to get a reply quick but have been waiting for three days now. Is this some kind of e-pigeon?

by QuasiName April 8, 2011

E. Wheazy

A heartfelt request or plea to 'stop hatin' and 'start participatin,' particularly in an effort to defuse a tense situation. See also: 'Twinkle Twinkle.'

Come on, man. E. Wheazy! Come on, baby. Come on, I'm clownin', baby.

by jpsartrean April 12, 2011

E-Gonja

Elana. Sometimes confused with Gonja, which is a form of awesome marijuana.

I know a girl named E-Gonja. Sometimes her name is confused with "Gonja", which is a form of awesome marijuanna.

by chamas December 3, 2010

yaw/e

shorthand for "yea whatever"

bob, that devout catholic down the street, is actually a closet satanist? yaw/e bitch.

by grandfather of zeus (aka yoUR ANUS) August 29, 2005