AIDS nap

Is when a person sleeps any more than 12 hours, with or without AIDS. Generally people with AIDS need a lot of sleep.

"Honey, you went to bed at 9pm last night, and didn't wake up until noon the next day. Is everything ok!?"

"Yes, I had an AIDS nap. I just don't care about life right now."

by wrathchild20 February 13, 2014

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Trash Aids

someone who is so garbage at a video game that he spreads his skill level to everyone around him creating a GTD (gaming-transmitted disorder) that spreads across the internet

Jeremy everyone in your lobby is trash cause you have "trash aids"

by RAober August 14, 2023

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A nickname for the superiors. You achieve this after being named Aidan, or Aidyn for 10 years, then you will be promoted to Aids. After mastering the name of AIDS... you will become Big Aids! Big Aids is the scariest of names and if someone is named that... run away and don’t stop running or big aids will give you the big aids!

Me: what’s ur name
Big AIDS: big aids
Me: Oh no! *runs away*

by Ok Ginger December 25, 2019

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Penis Aids

having aids on your penis

"Gosh darn it, I think I have penis aids."

by fnncklrncvklrtov April 26, 2023

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Palm aid

1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned

1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.

by Broken teeth bad tattoos May 6, 2019

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