J Nasty

Something you call a girl who’s name is juliette and who’s knees are nasty af

Bob: “oh shit look at her knees“
Karen: “Ew, what a j nasty”

by Daniel Kerig March 15, 2020

shack nasties

Noun: Stuck inside for too long. An urge to get out and enjoy company and outdoor activities. Usually felt after a long winter or a government overreach from a corona scare. Also known as Cabin fever.

"Hey Chels, I'm getting the shack nasties, this governor wont let me leave the house. Ima sneak over for a rona handy."

by Badge1 May 13, 2020

Nasty Nick

Nasty Nick, Meaning a man possessed

A man of a purple nature

Loves to grope the apprentices

Lubrication in the staff canteen

Muscle lover

Nasty Nick was harsh on the boys on site and would often feel their muscles

by PurpleAki June 11, 2020

jay nasty

When you are the dirtiest of the dirty. Up for sex anytime anywhere. Will give you a dirty sanchez And still cuddle. When asked why they call you jay nasty replied “ask your fucking momma”

Girl you went out with jay nasty. Your not going to shit right for a week!

by Jay nasty June 13, 2020

NASTY BEARD

an un-groomed beard that looks like pubic hair except on your face; hair growing in all directions

ken: hey joan you should trim your nasty beard
joan: idk i like seeing my pubs after i wash my face

by the informaddsds4 September 18, 2013

Nasty Cocoon

Where you fart under some covers and stick your head under it to see how it smells. Basically, a self-inflicted Dutch Oven.

Are you wearing penguin-themed footie pajamas?

Yeah, they were a Christmas present from my sister.

Are the nasty cocoons worse in those?

You have no idea.

by jayfrank January 1, 2012

nasty oyster

Further advanced sexual technique where the male in either a hetro or homosexual pairing, piss fucks the recipient up the ass, throws up into his hand and then rubs the sick into the recipients face.

It gives the experience of a night out at bad seafood restaurant without having to spend any money.

Dave: "Shall we go to the new seafood restaurant on the shore?"

Matt:"Nah, we can just cut to the chase with a quick Nasty Oyster"

by Dr Bajashooze August 24, 2011