Nasty Turtle

When you submerge yourself completely in the fluids of a porta potty just enough to where you can lay horizontal and be hidden under the waste. Then you wait for someone to sit down so you then you become erect and enter them discreetly.

I was at a festival last week and I was doing the nasty turtle.

by cooper mullin February 25, 2023

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nasty oyster

Further advanced sexual technique where the male in either a hetro or homosexual pairing, piss fucks the recipient up the ass, throws up into his hand and then rubs the sick into the recipients face.

It gives the experience of a night out at bad seafood restaurant without having to spend any money.

Dave: "Shall we go to the new seafood restaurant on the shore?"

Matt:"Nah, we can just cut to the chase with a quick Nasty Oyster"

by Dr Bajashooze August 22, 2011

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nasty banana

Going down on a guy after anal sex

Jane gave Dick a nasty banana when they were having sexual intercourse.

by TheToyMan January 18, 2016

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Nasty Asti

The horniest chic of the flock, always down to give some head and loosen that pussy. Requires a massive cock and has very high standards. She is so nasty and is not afraid to show some skin, when you meet her you get a boner. You're always in for a treat when you meet this hunk of junk, big tots and booty aren't her only advantage she also has a killer pussy and gives a great head. Always up for fingering. Nothing is off the table, will play with you

Kyle: "woah me and this chica hit all the bases last night"
Carl: "she was a nasty asti wasn't she"
Kyle: " yea she was, damn her pussy was tight"

by partyhard69 May 01, 2021

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