e-pigeon

When someone takes so long to answer your email that you might as well send a homing pigeon.

I sent him an email hoping to get a reply quick but have been waiting for three days now. Is this some kind of e-pigeon?

by QuasiName April 8, 2011

e-jacker

someone who jacks off on webcam for random, or unwilling girls. Usually becuase they are desperatly horny. Nobody likes an e-jacker

I told Tyler i didnt wanna see him jack off, but he did anyways! He's suck an e-jacker

by makennachristinee January 14, 2009

e peenz

the plural of e penis used when describing more than one e penis.

im about to cut off the e peenz of all these fur fags just for the lulz.

by TehCastratorzA.K.A.C.M.F.lulz December 23, 2008

e-ttack

An e-ttack is essentially an attack at someone over the interweb. Often resulting in a retaliation e-ttack, this is called a flame war.

X: Mr. Doody just e-ttacked me with an ur mom joke! The bastard.

Mr. Doody: Oh he replyed! I do NOT like mudkips Oh it is SO time to flame.

by Jezeah December 25, 2007

e-diarrhea

When an electronic inbox is suddenly dumped with tonnes of messages after extended holidays sans technology or long periods without mobile coverage.

I had been away from work for a month and after opening outlook, my inbox had a bad case of e-diarrhea.

by The Street Guru October 4, 2012

E-pross

Essentially an E-prostitute, people online (particularly women or an e-girl) who prolifically engage in the act of sexual favours online and for money via various services such as OnlyFans or various camgirl websites.

Hey, have you seen Angela's OnlyFans recently? She is such a total E-pross! Definitely a thot too!!

by Cinderass March 21, 2020

e-sniped

Person who snipes (outbids) others on eBay with 3 seconds left or less by increments less than a dollar.

Person 1: Dude this auction is over in 6..5..4 seconds! This ducktape wallet is mine! 3..2..1..

*Refresh* (outbidded)

Person 2: Dude you got e-sniped!

Person 1: DAMNIT!

by Lance Irwin July 16, 2008