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Texas Junior

Another name for the State of Oklahoma due to having little to no difference between it and Texas.

Anything that is Oklahoman, such as clothing, food, even the accent is directly descended from Texas, which means Oklahoma has no culture of its own.

Similar to calling Canada "America Junior", this is an offensive term to the Okies because, like Texans, they are very pompous when it comes to their state.
Fred - "After we visit Texas, we should go north to Oklahoma and see what that place is like."
Nat - "Why waste our time? Oklahoma is Texas Junior. Anything in Oklahoma is a copy of Texas."
Fred - "Good point."
by Deek Bosko November 10, 2011
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texas hunk

Having anal sex while riding a horse and only wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and a belt.
Look at that cowboy riding, he's a true Texas Hunk.
by Venomous Nutt January 27, 2023
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Texas RedHot

When you eat a girl out who is on her Period.
The other night Shella was on her period so I went down town and had me a Texas Redhot
by ZBarry McKockinerL December 25, 2022
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Texas Lazy

Definition 1: Lacking of ambition, concern for deadlines, and poor quality of work.

Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Example 1 actual quote in front of customers-

HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.

HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.

HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.

Example 2 actual experience-

Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?

Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
by HoeGobblin December 31, 2022
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texas stranger

Nothing says dedication to anonymous random sex like taking part in a Texas Stranger in July.
by MFrancinsidethoughts August 13, 2017
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Vegan Texas

Vegan Texas is another name for California. California is similar to Texas in many ways, but it is more vegan
Person 1: I’m going to visit California this summer.
Person 2: California? You mean Vegan Texas?
by Ooflitgang February 22, 2019
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Texas sweep

The simultaneous shifting across two or more lines on a multi-lane road.
I merged onto the right of the highway and no one was around so I did a Texas sweep to the far left lane.
by TheCup December 22, 2018
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