Who are you texting?

Let me introduce you to the belt..

Mum "Who are you texting?"
Jimmy "......."

by Deez nut_ella jars are nice. December 5, 2021

Hollywood Screen Testing

Making porn in a movie theatre.

I'm Hollywood Screen Testing in a theatre right now.

by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023

April 9 - National Dirty Texting and Nudes day

APRIL 9 is National Dirty Texting and Nudes day!

Text that somebody special everything you wish you could do to them and show them what they’re missing out on!!

New chat - Hey! Today is April 9 - National dirty texting and nudes day! I want to fuck you!…here’s what you’re missing out on

New snap

Received chat - I would love that…come over!!

by fuckdonkeysass April 9, 2024

anthro-dna testing

What all non extraterrestrials and/or non animals and/or all non robots, ie all humans, regardless of your or your parent's immigration status, born in the us must undergo at birth

Forget regular DNA testing. You need anthro-dna testing to determine if you're an alien (extraterrestrial in ancient Greek) or you're a ufir

by Sexydimma March 19, 2026