turtle market 

When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips or crypto is in a slow moving trend in a bull market.

Everyone is just so bored with the news right now, Bitcoin is in a turtle market..

turtle market by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021

Turtle Pope 

Best character in elden ring. He is the embodiment of all that is holy and right in the world and if attacked you will have a 100,000,000 bounty put on your head and will be hunted down by john wick. You can't kill the john wick.

I accidently killed the turtle pope and John Wick invaded my world and when he killed me he corrupted my save file.

Turtle Pope by TurtlePopeFollower March 25, 2022

Turtle Edging 

The act of holding a shit in purely for the pleasure

Khye: “Take a shit”
Matthew: “Cant bro I’m turtle edging it feels good”

Turtle Edging by Matthew Boob June 15, 2022

Turtle Wedding 

When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.

Travis is the ultimate turtle wedding champion. I don’t know if he can be beat.

Turtle Wedding by Turtle Wedding June 15, 2022

Turtle Shit 

The fucking coolest shit ever. Like bro. Don’t even.

“Hey Veronica, I just wanted to tell you that I think I love you. You’re the smartest, kindest, most beautiful person I’ve ever met, and I know we’ve only been on a few dates, but I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”
“Yo that’s total Turtle Shit bro! I fucking love you.”

Turtle Shit by finnsatch February 16, 2023

Turtle press

A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle

Dude did you hear Frank doing a turtle press last night?

Turtle press by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023

Turtle press

A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle

Dude did you hear Jimmy doing a turtle press last night?

Turtle press by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023