very similar to the pressed ham which is mooning a person through a window where you press your bare ass against the window with one twist. The bone in ham can only be performed by a male. He tucks his entire junk, frank and beans, between his cheeks right before pressing the ham.
We were on vacation in OBX and my boy was just about to get laid when I gave him and his girl to be a nice bone in ham. Bon apetit!
by Dubble J November 21, 2011
Get the bone in hammug. Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.
by Learninator June 5, 2019
Get the Ham Slapmug. by Montus September 14, 2007
Get the hocking hammug. by Ren2Hoek April 27, 2014
Get the Nigger Hammug. To 'Simply Ham' somebody is to attatch a sticker the person without their knowledge.
The term originated in England when a girl pulled off the sticker from her 'Simply Ham' sandwich and stuck it to a girl sat behind her who then didn't realise what had happened until twnety minutes later. After that, the term quickly spread throughout northern England and is starting to hit the USA.
The term originated in England when a girl pulled off the sticker from her 'Simply Ham' sandwich and stuck it to a girl sat behind her who then didn't realise what had happened until twnety minutes later. After that, the term quickly spread throughout northern England and is starting to hit the USA.
Guy #1: Hey, dude, check it, I totally Simply Hammed Mary over there!
Guy #2: Omg, I wonder how long it will take for her to realise!
Guy #2: Omg, I wonder how long it will take for her to realise!
by Lorenzo Van Matterhorn April 3, 2010
Get the Simply Hammug. When having sex with your partner doggy style, you take your dirty underwear and stick it in their mouth, pulling back like a bridal. When you nut, they vomit, and as your laughing walking out you tell them," Brush your teeth you nasty fucking pig!!!"
by Dezz Nutts July 6, 2016
Get the DIRTY HAMmug. 