Smart

Not me

Person: Do you know a smart person
Me: Well, I know it isn't me

by MussoliniWasn'tTheBadGuy April 21, 2020

Robert Smart

I hate him

Honest to god I hate him and his name, Robert Smart

by Sebastian Jesus Moreno February 12, 2020

Smart

Not you

A smart person wouldn’t look up smart in the dictionary.

by Joe mama is a boomer February 17, 2020

Smart

You

You are smart

by Shinto4 March 2, 2020

Dead smart

When a bird is so fit that you don’t know how to approach or even act around them. *sees girl*

Me: boys she’s dead smart

You haven’t got a chance, she’s dead smart

by Dead smart March 22, 2020

Smart

Smart means dumb

Smart means

Oh your dumb

by Big-Chungus June 8, 2020

Smart Prisoner

The type of person who gets locked up in a "smart prison" is a smart prisoner.

Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:

Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."

Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"

by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020