Pussy piece of shit

A phrase made popular during the public meltdown by John Palmer during the Chicago performance of the Broadway hit musical, Hamilton. Which became a popular meme on the app, iFunny.

I oughta fucking punch your ass, you pussy piece of shit, you pussy piece of shit, you pussy piece of shit.

by Webster Willy February 18, 2019

saturday stacying n shit

An unidentified activity to do with the underground Florida rapper, Saturday Stacy, a phrase commonly used in his social media comment sections.

I don't know man I'm just saturday stacying n shit you feel me?

by streamfireskieonspotify November 2, 2020

Do they know their shit

Do they know their shit means have they mastered something, or do they know they're shit meaning their ignorance makes them worthless as an expert.

Do they know their shit or do they know they're shit?

by I, Wreckerrr July 16, 2021

Face like a kicked-in shit can

A description of an ugly man or woman. Meaning that their face resembles a can of shit that has been kicked about

eg: She's got a face like a kicked-in shit can

by I am Chuck Norris June 4, 2007

shit puppet

Those who refute science with no evidence to back up their claims.

Kate doesn't understand the science behind vaccines. So instead of educating herself she became a shit puppet and started a pseudoscientific blog on facebook so she can spread misinfo to other shit puppets.

by richard gozinya January 26, 2015

Champagne Shit

When you take a shit and the first part of it is solid (aka the cork) but immediately afterwards the rest of it is diarrhea and comes blasting out and splatters all over the toilet bowl(just like champagne if you were to shake it up and release the cork)

I was taking a dump the other day and couldn't figure out how to describe it,It was so POWERFUL that it splattered everything in the bowl and the smell was so wretched that it had to be named. so some friends and I got together and coined the name Champagne shit

by Kai Karl June 11, 2006

Phantom Shit

A phantom shit is the rare phenominon wherein a shit (usually of a solid, well-defined mars bar-like constitution) disappears entirely from sight before the shitee has a chance to admire his creation. A phantom shit completely submerges itself beneath the upper waters of a toilet-bowl in an instant.

Initially such an occurence brings on the sensation of euphoria. However, the bliss is quickly replaced by paranoia and self-doubt as one tries to recall if they did truly shit or not. Usually the doubt can be subdued by wiping ones ass and finding shit upon the toilet paper. However, if the shit was a clean run and the toilet paper produces no shit-stains, then symptons may intensify until the shitee becomes a paranoid retard who believes in, and creates, conspiracy theories.

-Bob squats over his toilet and unleashes a dump
-Bob rises to a stand and stares down at the toilet to find it empty. A phantom shit has occured.
-Astonished, Bob grabs for some toilet roll in a panic and wipes his ass
-The toilet roll produces no shit post-wipe and Bob runs away from the bathroom flailing his hands above his head whilst screaming
-Bob tells his friends that The Illuminati are in cahoots with giant-headed aliens in a plot to take over the world.
-Bob creates retarded websites and spends his life masterbating over sexless, fictional alien creatures.

by Conor Reilly December 3, 2006