When one surprises another with their gaped asshole (bent over) while screaming to draw attention to the act.
Fred: I just got out of the shower and Joe was waiting for me around the corner with a screaming asshole
Steve: Damn Fred, how deep in did you see?
Fred: It was a deep screaming asshole for sure
Steve: Damn Fred, how deep in did you see?
Fred: It was a deep screaming asshole for sure
by Quazis March 21, 2021
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by ZRat March 22, 2021
Get the Scream & Toss mug.Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.
Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now
Example 2:
Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now
Example 2:
Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
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Get the Toad Screaming mug.This is an individual who lurks on multiple internet platforms and is dying for relevancy. This individual tends to be of a less attractive state which makes their actions less of a moral standing. Online this individual will use the multiple platforms to seek validation,attention ,relevancy, and any type of acknowledgment even if it’s degrading and of a usage rather than true emotional connection. The “roach” is utterly “screaming” for attention which they probably didn’t receive during childhood and has a misunderstanding of their status in the online community. The usage of themselves and the multiple platforms shows a dire need for attention and typically results in discarding and degradation in the long run. Step on any screaming roach they love to be a pest!
Omg she is such a screaming roach! Why does she keep adding me on IG under different/fake names.
He used her to validate himself and now she is becoming a screaming roach when he returns back to his usual ways
He used her to validate himself and now she is becoming a screaming roach when he returns back to his usual ways
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