samuel farmer

A samuel farmer is a boy that’s zesty and gay

“oh your so samuel farmer”

by meow12:: March 14, 2023

Samuel Blake

Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.

girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP

by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019

Samuel Norton

Samuel norton is the evil motherfucker at the head of shawshank prison in the shawshank redemption (book & movie.)
He forces andy dufresne to launder his money and hides behind the bible even though he lives a life of sin and ends up shooting himself.

Andy: dude the warden put me in the hole for like a month
Red: that's gay, why?
Andy: i called him obtuse
Red: what a faggot, fuck samuel norton

by Ted Kaczynski Fan 96 September 5, 2023

Samuel

The guy with the biggest penis you will ever lay your eyes on

1: You saw that Giant dick?
2: Yeah! must be a Samuel!

by ItzSamme November 23, 2021

Samuel M

Samuel a hunk god always has a good pops and the best edge streak if you ever meet this stick you will have the urge to make out with him

I want to make out with you, you must be Samuel M

by JetJunkie June 5, 2024

samuel hill

Fucks like a porn star

She can’t even walk straight must of been fucked by a Samuel hill

by Malwan92 November 8, 2018

Samuel

Has the biggest penis of the word has 100 girlfriends is a future millionaire and fucks your wife

(And Andreas asshole)

Person 1: is that samuel

Person 2: yes the big dick men

by Samu nigga November 22, 2021