a person who is at the lake or talks about the lake excessively, drinks heavily, has prodominate tan lines, a large collection of mardi gras beads, and a talent for getting girls naked. (can be male or female)
Lysa is such a lake rat. She's always topless with other girls, wasted, and has the most beads I've ever seen.
by G'na September 8, 2006
Get the Lake ratmug. Someone generally, but not always, of Jewish decent. Often has no shame in stealing from friends for minor financial gains. Willing to lie, connive and back stab for their own personal gain. Stingy in nature.
person 1: Dude, why did you just steal 50 cents out my change jar?
friend of person 1: What are you talking about? Why would I do that?
person 1: I just saw you do it with my own eyes. Empty your pockets!
<friend of person 1 empties his pockets, 50 cents falls out>
person 1: My god you are such a j-rat
friend of person 1: What are you talking about? Why would I do that?
person 1: I just saw you do it with my own eyes. Empty your pockets!
<friend of person 1 empties his pockets, 50 cents falls out>
person 1: My god you are such a j-rat
by weezy4324523 February 21, 2009
Get the j-ratmug. by Montgomery salad January 6, 2014
Get the rat testiclesmug. Diner Rat, unlike the similar but deragatory diner whore is usually used by the deziens of the diner to describe themselves. Often found in New Jersey where there is really nothing else to do, except go to the diner. Diner Rats all tend to know the other diner rats from their respective diners. Often there is a form of heriarchy based on how long a "rat" has been going to the diner or how often they are there.
Spending hours at the diner tends to lead to intense or comedic philisophical disscussions or tales that everyone already knows ie. No Shit, there we were.
Usually the diner rats know all the waitresses/hostesses and have their personal favorites.
Often ordering naught but coffee and water the rats usually leave a substanital tip occasionally equal to or greater than their actual bill.
Spending hours at the diner tends to lead to intense or comedic philisophical disscussions or tales that everyone already knows ie. No Shit, there we were.
Usually the diner rats know all the waitresses/hostesses and have their personal favorites.
Often ordering naught but coffee and water the rats usually leave a substanital tip occasionally equal to or greater than their actual bill.
Diner Rat 1: Why are we always here?
Diner Rat 2: We're diner rats. It's what we do.
Diner Godfather: Guys chill we have to plan for the zombie apocalypse.
Tourist leaving diner: Those guys have been at that table since befoe we got here.
Diner rat overhearing conversation: oh good everyone else is here.
Diner Rat 2: We're diner rats. It's what we do.
Diner Godfather: Guys chill we have to plan for the zombie apocalypse.
Tourist leaving diner: Those guys have been at that table since befoe we got here.
Diner rat overhearing conversation: oh good everyone else is here.
by Kei Crimsonfang September 19, 2008
Get the Diner Ratmug. A person inside your office that reports anything and everything done at work that you or your coworkers could get in trouble for.
"I'm pretty sure Lisa is a Cubical Rat. She saw me checkin out that chicks page you sent me yesterday and now i have a meeting with the Boss Lady."
by inadrat December 31, 2006
Get the cubical ratmug. by William Warney April 7, 2010
Get the Alley ratmug. 1. 1. A person (usually a female) who exhibits a trashy or triflin demeanor. Their appearance and hygiene is usually unkempt and they are very promiscuous and often don’t use protected sex. They can be aggresive and are usually found in the “ghetto” (a car wash or park) or other poor environments (usually on the front porch) being unproductive to society living off Gov. aid. These type people are content with how they live and enjoy getting high and drunk on a regular bases. A female hood rat will be dressed wearing: store brought, colored, contact lenses, house shoes or flip flops; a nappy, blond or red weave; tasteless, faded and cut-up short shorts, a revealing top or jersey dress, and plastered with tattoos of baby daddies. A male hood rat will be dressed wearing: a funk that will knock your socks off; an Xtra long white dirty t-shirt big enough to cover a bed mattress; big heavy duty boots or 100 dollar tennis shoes (he probably spent his entire check to buy) and a plaque infested gold grill. Not all black people act like that, neither do people who live in impoverished environments! Some of them want out!
1. Did you see Shaniqua at the park yesterday girl? Umm hmm, she looked a hot mess dancing in front of all those guys with that skirt on with no panties in the middle of winter, a hood rat!
2. Dude, Dexter smelt so bad in the club the other night, high as hell, jumping around with that t-shirt on covered in ketchup stains trying to fight everybody who walked through the door. He a hood rat; you couldn’t pour class on his big lipped ass.
2. Dude, Dexter smelt so bad in the club the other night, high as hell, jumping around with that t-shirt on covered in ketchup stains trying to fight everybody who walked through the door. He a hood rat; you couldn’t pour class on his big lipped ass.
by Uppidybitch January 19, 2007
Get the Hood Ratmug.