by Leeds r shit May 22, 2021
The patron saint of brides-to-be. The bridal consultant at Kleinfelds that they bring in when a bride is having doubts
by veronicalodge November 11, 2019
Kid 1: Wow, you are the biggest hot I’ve ever seen.
Kid 2: Very sexy hot.
Randy: I know, now get in my van.
Kid 2: Very sexy hot.
Randy: I know, now get in my van.
by gmwftekry September 23, 2019
by randy_joey123 December 11, 2023
by Fuzionwave March 22, 2020
A doofus
by Jpceltics5 November 01, 2017
Randy- proper noun- an entitled male with a laid back, nerdy charm capable of hypnotizing women into a total mindfuck. He will not commit to one woman- he prefers to recycle them. He feels no shame in his game. Randys are amazing lovers and dangerous, unassuming soul-sucking vampires.
"Your boyfriend is a total Randy."
"He's not a Randy! It only happened 5 times and he promised he'd never cheat again. And no, he hasn't called me in days but he's a sweetheart. He wants to marry me!"
"He's not a Randy! It only happened 5 times and he promised he'd never cheat again. And no, he hasn't called me in days but he's a sweetheart. He wants to marry me!"
by #randy September 20, 2022