bone smack the queef

Slang; used to be a meme in which you misspelled boń apitite. Yet, this in my opinion this is the best one.

Makenzi: *posts bone smack the queef on a tweet caption to be funny*

Maggi: Wow, that meme has been dead for years.

by ilikepuggos May 5, 2018

Lard-guzzling queef nugget

Basically a way of saying "dodo brain" to one another.

1: Hey dude, you look awful like a lard-guzzling queef nugget.
2: What did you just say to me?
1: (gulping nervously)

by Te-Agma-At October 12, 2020

Kansas shitty queef

When a person gives oral sex to a woman who is from Kansas city and she queefs so hard she deficates in the givers mouth.

I thought I got burnt ends on my Mahomes jersey but it turns out my old lady hit me with a Kansas Shitty Queef when I was going down on her at the tailgate.

by Leesuschrist January 2, 2022

la queefa

A hot chick that you might take back to a particular spanish-named hotel.

Dude, that girl's a la queefa, fo sho.

by Mo'Fu'n Sheit February 5, 2010

queef bubble

when a girl puts dish soap in her vagina so that she can queef out bubbles.

Melanie: Amy that doesnt go there
Amy: yeah but look what i can do!!!
Melanie: OMGGGG! is that a queef bubble?
Amy: WHY YES IT IS!!

by cf13796 March 25, 2010

Queefer Sutherland

The master of the queef. Queefer Sutherland sets the standards for queefing by which all queefing females abide to. While a deviation from this norm is uncommon, it nevertheless becomes the male companion's responsibility for telling everyone he knows about such a deviation.

Sundin: Hey Tie, you're wife queefs harder than Queefer Sutherland.
Quinn: HAHA yea, she does. Oh by the way Tie, YOU'RE BENCHED.

by T.dot July 29, 2008

Queef

A little bitty woman fart from her pootie tang

Gross! Did you just queef on me?

by queefmasterpootietang November 30, 2009