Pube Tarts

A game that has the following rules:

1. Crumble two Pop Tarts (One wrapper) into your pubes while still wearing pants.

2. Go up to a stranger or friend and pop open your pants while shouting "PUBE TARTS!"

3. The stranger or friend now has 1 minute to eat all the pop tart crumbs on the floor.

4. If he or she fails to eat all the crumbs in the time allotted, they must eat your pube hairs.

Reza: Hey, what should we do with these extra pop tarts?

Bobak: Let's just jizz on them and give them to blind people.

Blake: No, I got a better idea let's play a little game of pube tarts.

Reza: Oh shit dog, that'd be so funny. My pubes are begging to be chomped on.

by DavidEKelly September 30, 2010

Witch Pube

Male witch who know all. Loves Dungeon & Dragons. May be gay. Might be named Ron. Presents with mullet and wears fanny pack. All during work hours

Is Witch Pube on the internet at work again?

by Witch pube hater August 11, 2008

matted pubes

when the hair around the vagina is nappy and knotted up

eww man that girl had matted pubes when i touched her

by missmomma March 13, 2010

Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo

When two people are side by side (guys or girls) and an abundance of jizz is strewn throughout both pubic regions. A 3rd person then proceeds to eat the jizz out of both pubic patches.

Person 1: What are you having for dinner?
Person 2: I'm having the protein rich Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo!

by BoomGorillaFace November 14, 2010

pube

A piece of pubic hair, but it is not smelly.

That's not the definitio of "pube", you moron!

by nunna yobizness May 29, 2003

pubes

according to sara silverman they are something gay couples braid

"will you braid my pubes forever?"
"of course i will!"

by shtoink September 22, 2007

Pube Flosser

When a bitch from New Orleans whose gots an afro in her jeans gets eatin out by a black man with a white cock named Ray Ray and when Ray Ray is finished he smiles and he has dat bitches pubes all up in his teef.

Yo Ray Ray...You eat dat bitch out?
(Ray Ray Smiles)
Damn son you gots a grip of pubes all up in yo grill...DAMN!

by The motha fuckin G lit and A trat fo real bitches... (I fucked yo mama...bitch) September 10, 2004