Coffee Poo

The strange phenomenon of needing a poo straight after drinking a coffee.

9am

Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit

11am

Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?

Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.

by Everton dude January 03, 2020

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Sebby Poo

The type of guy to think everyone is his friend when all anyone wants is for him to shut the fuck up and obey

Someone who has such a massive ball bush that it leaves traces all over the house for others to stumble upon (we know it’s you shithead)

Holy fuckin butter balls, ur being such a Sebby Poo!!

by \_(‘-‘)_/ September 25, 2023

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poo roundabout

In the world of business, a poo roundabout is when a company hires someone shit, they do shit, then they're hired somewhere else where they do the same shit resulting in a poo roundabout.

He's back? What a poo roundabout

by Businessinsider101 June 15, 2015

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poo nesting

To build a nest of toilet paper, prior to pooing, to avoid any splash-back

Person 1: I'm busting to poo, but I don't wanna leave any skid marks
Person 2: You need to do some Poo Nesting!!! Build yourself a Toilet Paper Poo Nest. Problem solved!!!

by Robes100 September 26, 2013

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haiku poo

Haiku poo, or Haiku o shinagara haiku(Haiku while you poop), is an ancient form of haiku used to pass the time while in the bathroom, meditating on the physical release from within. A three-line poem with 17 syllables, put together in a 5–7–5 pattern, it is usually said in one breath, which may be very helpful depending on type of poop or length of time in the bathroom.

A haiku poo from Sumida Manobutt....

ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする

Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru

Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu

Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru

Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush

by Zachariah Langley 13 January 29, 2018

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