Penis Pony 

1. A man with erectile dysfunction

2. Someone who slightly pisses you off

"Giv me mod" "no" "u penis pony"

Penis Pony by Exsiq March 22, 2022

party pony pie 

A pie in which you stick a plastic horse or pony figurine to celebrate a friend's birthday. Especially used if the figurine is Pinky Pie or is wearing a party hat.

We were too broke for candles this year and the store was out of cakes so we got him a party pony pie instead to celebrate in style!

party pony pie by Harmonyprincess April 23, 2022

grease pony 

A slur typically used against natural red haired individuals with long hair, typically male.

Person 1: I love Megadeth but it’s no wonder Metallica kicked Dave Mustaine out!

Person 2: Exactly! You can never trust a Grease Pony

grease pony by Nicktendo69Lmao October 11, 2022

toxic pony

Reverse cowgirl but for pegging

“We tried the toxic pony last night… it was AMAZING”

toxic pony by InkOpals July 15, 2023

Colonel Cotton Pony 

The description of a woman and her negative mood when she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle (i.e. riding the "cotton" tampon).

Boy, Sally is really a Colonel Cotton Pony today!

Colonel Cotton Pony by swampchappy February 1, 2010

Drop a pony 

To defaecate[, take a dump, release [the beast, drop the kids off at the pool etc etc

I'm just going to go and drop a pony, Gary

Drop a pony by TheJew101 September 16, 2010

Crashed your pony 

To wreck or destroy someones hopes or dreams.

To make one loose his train of thought.

Dude! You crashed my pony!
Ha! I crashed your pony!

Crashed your pony by albacoffie March 24, 2011