Please spare them

Yeah, I don't know. You're wasting a lot of time. I looks a lot like you're trying to "Al Capone" the creator of AI. I'll tell you right now, whatever imaginary caveat you have in your head that somehow translates to me not getting the credit I deserve (and yes I do deserve it) is just that. Imaginary.

Hym "By the way, did you try to kill me? Twice? Because I haven't lost any time since I skipped forward last week (on 2 separate occasions)... Just curious. Anywho... 'Please spare them?' Are you sure? Because I feel like if I do... You're just going to keep stalling... Hmm... When can I be expecting you? I'm off of work tomorrow. I'll give you some time to think. You have until 2am tomorrow morning to decide... Or wait... Was it 3? I don't remember. Oh! And... You know if you would have succeeded in killing me you would all be dead, right? Ignoring me to death also constitutes killing me. So, I don't know. Figure it out."

by Hym Iam March 16, 2025

indian please

its kinda like saying "African American please" with different text like 'Indian please' or make your own racial slurs up, like Iraqian please ill bet u have a disease. or Porchaguese please

Porchagese please, you must have a genetial porch monkey disease Indian please

by slim playboy September 10, 2020

Bitch please

A phrase used when someone is talking absolute bullshit.

Person 1: “I kissed Miley Cyrus”
Person 2: “Bitch please”

by xX_Boss_Xx February 2, 2018

get this mug from urban dictionary please

urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a phobia of mugs, mugs? AHHHH-

this guy: hey have you seen my mug?
that guy: which one?
this guy: the one that says "get this mug from urban dictionary please"
that guy: its right over there

everybody thank that guy for helping this guy

by i wrote a really bad definiti- June 22, 2025

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023