Jord Parker

Jord Parker; a no good lying dirtbag of man whose only contribution to society is being a burden. 100% of what passes his lips is pure Bullshit. He never tells the truth anbout where he is or who he’s with. Instead of askirting he cheated, he said he got clap from sharing used boxers with another boy

Jord is also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.

Jord also had to have 3 hair transplants and he can’t use his penis unless he’s on steroids.

“I saw jord coming out the club with some 16 year old he snuck in there”

“Jord Parker is a waste of space! The best part of his dribbled down his mums legs the day he was conceived”

by F_U_JordyP_U_Rat November 24, 2023

Colten W. Parker

A YouTuber named Colten W. Parker with a Goal to 1000 Subscribers

Hay do you know Colten W. Parker?

by dasomethinglookingmaybecolten December 2, 2023

Parker

Parker is a very transgender name. Probably also a gay man. Gay little trans man 🫵🏻

Slay it’s Parker. He’s very slay we love Parker

by GayTrannyMan December 5, 2023

Niyaaz Parker

Niyaaz Parker is a stik ma se poes. If you ever meet a Niyaaz Parker just know that they have a small piel and send tollie pics to girls. Niyaaz has hairy balls and walks like a fucken gebrieklik telephone, his gevriet look like burnt popcorn. His hair can be used as a pot scrubber and his legs are like hoenderbene. FUCK NIYAAZ PARKER his bek smells like kak and that's all he talks aswell. His lips will give you paper cuts for dayssss and his half kaffer. His hands will give you septies and when you hit his ass it sounds like a screenshot *click* *click*. His teath is of that of a rotwhiler. His nipples is POES black some apartheid shit going on there. He has a matras kop soos n kpop poesie (jonKOEK) want sy bek ryk soos koek. Oceans basket special jou naai.

Boeta pielie: sien jy vir Niyaaz Parker
Auntie fadeelah: Nee ek sien n kaffer

Boeta pielie: Ek sien n vuil swat drain rot met n vrot Klein pielikie

by NGwala Beamns December 12, 2023

Parker Lang

a cool man who loves pizza tower and has a massive penis

Parker lang is such a cool guy who plays alot of pizza tower.

by animan_lover4322 April 11, 2023

parker treu

a big hot man

god that big hot man is big and hot, hes a parker treu

by parker treu April 27, 2023

Parker

Parker is a guy that will always fall in love with girls that goes by Phoebe, and Reagan. He is so hot that he doesn't hire bodyguards, they pay him to be the bodyguard. He also has a massive cock, when Goku saw it, he said ¨ IT'S OVER 9000!¨.

Parker's 900928th Bodyguard: Parker is so cool, I wish I could be his bodyguard.
*Goku still surprised at how massive it was.*

by ImTIger May 4, 2023