Panty-size-test

Panties that are so but they don't fit inside the woman wearing them. Panties should be able to wear the pussy that is wearing them.

To test if a pair of sexy panties are too big, take them off and stuff them in her pussy. If they fit then they are not to boy, if they don't, they are too big

Her panties looked huge on her, but the panty-size-test showed me how sexy they were, watching her stuff them inside her pussy proved they weren't too big at all.

by Scvlocal September 4, 2017

panty phantom

When you wonder where your dirty panties have gotten to because they aren't in the hamper anymore. You consider it plausible that a dirty minded poltergeist could exist and has helped himself, but then you remember that Craig Baker had visited and left quite abruptly.

Wife: Honey, have you seen my little silk panties? I can't find them anywhere...
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!

by A Bakers Dozen October 16, 2017

Panty Bacon

A very heated loose vagina

She has a Panty Bacon

by asdfghjqwertyuxcvbnm, May 24, 2018

panty splash

verb. when a woman's pussy suddenly gushes fluid in response to something sexy or erotic, typically unexpected, and/or out of a sexual context.

Hey baby, let me tell you my latest money making scheme. I can sell my worn-at-the-gym underwear online. Need pictures of me with my taped hands at the speed bag, at the bench press, at the leg press...

Oh god, you just made me panty splash!

by encinal October 20, 2018

Panthologist

A man who takes off panty with his mouth

You are such a panthologist you freak.

by Dmcoon March 8, 2019

panty puffer

Someone who wears giant granny panties and uses them as an umbrella to fly through the air.

Mandee is such a panty puffer, I caught her trying to soar through the air the other day with her large granny panties.

by blackquak May 22, 2019

Panty Slushy

When a horny chick hasn’t had sex in weeks and she’s so horny that her pussy won’t stop leaking, hence the panty slushy. Similar to the male equivalent of blue balls

God damn Cassidy hasn’t gotten laid in weeks, total panty slushy going on downstairs

by Pharr January 12, 2020