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Owen

All hail Owen
by PiXlE PoW May 21, 2018
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Owen is very depressed.
by That Thot May 26, 2018
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Owen

Owen is a boy who is a wanna be. He gets treated bad, but that does not stop his ambitions. He is short but he gets all the girls. Generally Owen likes to play basketball, and use snapchat. His family life is not that great but that just gives him a subject to talk about with people. He is very handsome and very dreamy.
I wish I were like Owen.
by Yaboigoat April 23, 2018
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Has freckles and doesn’t talk much, but when he does, you will regret listening to his garbage. All he cares about is girls being hot, and it’s really rude. He claims that the hottest girls have blonde curly hair down to their butts, he only cares about them being hot, not pretty or beautiful or genuine. He’s a bigger sucker for fake popular girls with no personality. Very cocky, definitely goes to private school, bad haircut, boi lookin never like not even a snack. His face is shaped like a marshmallow, but doesn’t taste good. Most awkward smile...never looks good in pictures. Owen only likes rap music, not quality. Owen ends up being another classic troll victim.
Owen, we can hear your crappy rap music through your earbuds. Barf.
by Dora the Destroyer January 1, 2018
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A complete and utter asshole. He only cares about his own belongings, feelings, etc.. When asked to help another, he expects payment of some sort. When you don't pay him, he'll either punch you or scream at you. However, he's amazing at video games. In conclusion, he is an asshole who only likes video games. According to other definitions, he is basically Snoop Dogg.
Did Owen kill someone, again?
by boi.who April 24, 2018
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skylie owens

Weird person and is also known as cono the squirrel, she always wears her her in a bun and people stick shift her.
by DRey2005 January 8, 2018
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tannor owens

A Jewish person who is sexually attracted to horses. A penny is worth a million shekels to this person. Is dickless and will often repeat you like a parrot. If threaten will scream Hebrew at you and climb on walls like spider man still screaming. Will dive for a penny and usually has a salary of a penny a year.

2. Jewish person that dickless and is in love with horses
1.normal: why is Tannor Owens touching that horse.
Normal 2: because he likes it
2. *see’s tannor touch a horse* me: hey Tannor stop that

Tannor Owens:*screams Hebrew and starts running around* RE E E E E E E E E E E
by Kaden the K May 2, 2018
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