Pissing hole

(NOUN) An old word for the toilet.
(VERB) A person who is very drunk.

Tudor man: I REALLY need the toilet!!
Other tudor guy: Theres a pissing hole down the street.

by cockl7t67 January 12, 2011

Piss catchers

Leather shoes with a raised stitched upper edge allowing the shoes to catch any 'accidental spillages' that may occur during a drunken visit to the toilet.

Rodney's on the pull tonight, he's wearing his new piss catchers.

by bobby boggled April 1, 2009

text pissing

To text via cell phone in the midst of using a urinal or toilet.

“Oi! Text pissing is banned from this toilet. Alright, love?”

by JPbs February 28, 2007

Piece of piss

A job or task which should require little or no physical exertion in order to complete.
(Mainly used by the trades when assuring the apprentice that the job is easy (it often isn't.))

Just bang that up there then your done, it's a piece of piss mate.

by Thingsthatmakeyougohmmmm July 13, 2017

Jesus Piss

A term that has no meaning, but is used commonly in a state of anger and frustration. Also has nothing to with Religious beliefs.

"Jesus Piss! Where did that guy come from?"

by The Occational Flame. May 15, 2010

Piss Wrinkle

A piss wrinkle is another name for a vagina, pussy, coochie, ect. Its the wrinkle or an opening between a girls legs where she pees out of or uses for sex.

"Omg my piss wrinkle is so sweaty!!!"
"Do you want some of this piss wrinkle?"
"Eat my fucking piss wrinkle!"

by A to the LEX beezy! December 11, 2007

Piss Monkey

piss monkey a name given to mice and rats for their constant peeing pooping and destructiveness

I smell a piss monkey and see his calling card I know hes here tearing up stuff

mouse ,rat ,squirrel ,groundhog ,chipmunk

by littlejimmie December 21, 2015