D Jones

If you meet a person whose first initial is D and their last name is Jones, don't get inside of them or something amazing will happen.

"If your first initial was D and your last name was Jones, if I ever got inside you, then I would be in D Jones (Indy Jones)!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

Cracked Jones

Big strong Jones is cracked. Loves mom and crack. Beats his classmates with a baseball bat.

Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t

by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023

coach jones

A coach who is “doing the most” and is a total dickhead to everyone

Damn the Defensive line coach is such a coach jones

by FCoachJones October 29, 2023

smokey Jones

also “smokey J”
a joint

“hey pass the smokey Jones”
“let me hit that smokey J”

by zinkle jamie January 7, 2023

Skylar Jones

Skylar is a beautiful young girl who loves to meet new people. She has lots of friends but gets a lot of fights. She usually has blonde hair and blue eyes but it can be different . She’s very nice and outgoing. But when you first meet her she is shy but then when you get to know her she’s very loud and friendly. She loves her friends and getting lots of fights with them but she usually makes up with them. she struggles at home but makes him like she isn’t having any problems. She wants people to know that she’s OK even though she’s not. She just wants people to remember that she is not always OK but she will be .

Skylar jones is a loving person.

by SkylarJones09 October 14, 2018

Nathan Jones

likely to own a staffie, wee rat head, should not be approached, is house imprisoned and deprived of natural sunlight due to over-exposure to fortnite and other ps4 applications, may evolve to live underground in the near future due to lack of daylight, did i mention he is a slight rat.

That wee rat boy Nathan Jones with the big ribs

by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018

Allan Jones

noun

Straight up boss. Not to be confused with racist radio host Alan Jones. Low key wishes he was LeBron James. Would do anything for his squad.

"I bet Allan Jones would appreciate this pun"

"Hundy P"

by TheCatt'sPajamas October 31, 2018