I just don't like to associate unforgettable blow jobs with hoes. The shy girl next door could be much better...
by velvettongue June 19, 2005
A phrasal meme originating from Famous Dex's 2015 track "Hoes Mad."
It is generally used when females are expressing anger in an irrational manner.
It is generally used when females are expressing anger in an irrational manner.
Bro 1: Dude my girlfriends been going crazy for no fucking reason as of late
Bro 2: It's OK dude, hoes mad, now let's go smoke some weed.
Bro 2: It's OK dude, hoes mad, now let's go smoke some weed.
by sinmeister2002 May 09, 2019
granola girls, but sluttier. they like hiking and biking and nature, but wear short-shorts and crop tops. they eat natural foods because it’s good for you but also to keep that figure slim. most likely accompanied by a granola boy, whom they are probably dating, or have known since their very first year in summer camp. granola hoes don’t wear a lot of makeup, they are naturally really pretty, and a lot of boys find them attractive. they own hydroflasks with stickers from places they have hiked at, and tie friendship bracelets to the lids of them. they also use kanken backpacks in a pastel shade, and own either the green or purple iphone 11. granola hoes are usually found on trails, which are their natural habitat. catch one if you can.
by simp for you June 21, 2020
by Undercover hoe August 23, 2015
Hoes mad(x24)
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by jose daniel rodriguez cordovi April 29, 2019
by UnicornSheriff March 19, 2015