Man Stock

Man stock or Man-stock; The amount of manlyness that a man has and changes frequently like the stock market. Can be increased by things like 3 sums, beer pong champion, shooting the biggest animal or catching the biggest fish. Can be decreased by things like being destroyed in Madden, getting destroyed in fantasy football, or being afraid to get dirty.
Arick just destroyed Aran in Madden 54-7. Man stock down!
by mr.bell September 28, 2009
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Roach Man

That one friend who is always kills the roach of a joint.
"Where's Alex The Roach Man? This joint is almost done."
by theroachman September 04, 2020
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man dam

A wall of pillows separating 2 mates sharing a double bed due to u foreseen circumstances.
"Shit Bill, they only have a double bed. Better put the man dam up."
by Ed the Shred April 17, 2016
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The Wire Man

When your railing a girl from behind, grab her hair and wrap it around with one hand, like your wiring a blue marlin.
The Wire Man
by Alfonzo IV January 08, 2010
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Ant man

The legend that saved the world by going up Thanos's butthole.
by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019
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man wine

Invented in 1866 by Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis to ease the sting of the Civil War, man wine is a made with two parts grape juice and one part rum. Fractions may be adjusted depending on the individuals taste but caution should be taken as the drinker most often ends up without pants on.
Davis - I can't believe we lost that war, pass me another glass of man wine.
Lee - Put your damn pants back on JD.
by a1miller May 30, 2011
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Man nipples

Two hot af jiggly jabbly jugs of heaven
I’m sexually attracted to your man nipples.
by Skdbkdnd February 27, 2020
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