The Crap-Slap

Taking a dump in a laytex glove and smacking someone with it. Simple as that....

Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!

by therumpler October 21, 2010

crap cowboy

A person who enjoys particularly dirty anal sex.

Dude, you are such a crap cowboy! Stop trying to stick your hot rod into my asshole!

by charlesisawesome August 29, 2007

Peanut Crap

An insult referring to another persons intelligence

(Bob trips over nothing)
Fred: You peanut crap!!

by TiMdiZzLe April 19, 2008

crap-a-cola

A fictional brand of soft drink marketed and branded as the "in drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.

1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!

2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.

by poopstain devon May 11, 2008

crap happy

as in: " im so happy i want to crap " nice

like when you so happy you just have to crap your pants, or shoes, depending upon how happy you are...codfish crap happyness crap happy

by fatcraply-umbell-balanoplage April 13, 2009

Crap rod

A rod or stick or pole that has been shoved up a womens anus and is now covered in crap.

Wayne: WTF is that smell?
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet

by inyofacenowbisch February 4, 2009

crap-trap

The point at which your sphincter tightens and prevents defecation. Slang: the closure point of your bum-hole.

I'll be there in a couple minutes. A quick release of the crap-trap and I'll be done.

by bigbadscot January 3, 2017