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potato brain

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.
Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!
by Mr.Potato Head April 23, 2017
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Brain Butcher

A relentless maths teacher that overestimates everyone and imposes her beliefs on the students’ brains, therefore butchering them.
Dave: “What’s up, Darren- OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT, A FOREHEAD HERNIA-!?”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”
by adopt a toblerone October 19, 2019
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brain job

when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head
I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird
by suckmyash September 5, 2015
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Krill Brain

Someone who's brain is equal to that of a krill's; stupid ass
Damn bro, you really be using that krill brain today huh
by big shlong john April 16, 2020
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Coke Brain

noun.

1. Someone who is so full of energy all the time they seem like they are constantly snorting coke or manic.

2. A psychopath on speed.

3. The only personality allowed to work a job in corporate America.

4. Frat bros.

5. Ladder climbing people who lie through their teeth.
"It's difficult to compete in the economic zeitgeist, unless your attitude is like all the useless coke brain fools who work in recruiting or sales".

"The coke brains are running this country and we are going to crash if we don't slowdown and course control".

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Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "You don't have the energy levels and personality I do. I don't think we can hire you. 😭"

Interviewee: "But I am productive, and I have examples of it here with my portfolio🧾😕."

Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "Maybe come back when you have a better attitude? 🙃🤳."
by ZRhasitforyou May 8, 2022
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Brain Wrestling

The act of achieving dominance in a conversation through the use of intellect. Slightly off-topic interjections and questioning are often used to force the recipient into a defensive position allowing the aggressor the power to direct the conversation/situation to his/her pleasing.
A: Why are you just standing around? Wipe tables. Do something. We're not paying you just to stand around.
B: I'm getting paid $3/hr
A: Whats your point?
B:(walks away not having to do more work; Brain wrestling success)
by Komoniwannalayea July 31, 2012
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Tiller Brain

the affect on one's brain and muscle memory from steering a sailboat with a tiller.
Tom has tiller brain. He cannot steer the new boat with a wheel.
by Siouxmac April 10, 2010
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