MUFF MUNCHER

A strange teacher who is classed as a A Tier nonce, this teacher engages in munching on students muffs.

Did you see mr cowie yesterday in the corridor munching on that students muff? That MUFF MUNCHER SCARES ME

by Mike Bandolia March 24, 2021

Carpet Muncher

A life-form dancing on the spot

Oh they were fit as fiddles, those carpet munchers

by Elitelixir April 23, 2023

Dirt Muncher

Nasty girls from Wainfleet.

You’re such a city slicker, you’re such a dirt muncher!

by $hiu(87 November 7, 2021

Thirsty Muncher

A term commonly used to describe being parched while eating. Also a word that is used out of anger when someone does not know what to say.

After eating this dry food, I am a thirsty muncher.
Christian called his friends thirsty munchers out of anger while playing Fortnite.

by SCG.Chriz July 27, 2018

Clunge muncher

A person who is addicted to giving hard core oral sex to a woman. A nibble doesn't hurt once in a while, but this person takes it to the extreme.

A person who cannot get enough of licking a woman out, so they say they like to munch on her clunge, they are known as a clunge muncher.

by Sex addict09 December 8, 2011

curry muncher

A derogatory term used against individuals of brown skin color and/or South Asian descent. It is a term based on the stereotype that all brown people eat curry.

Racist person: Lol, you see that curry muncher over there? I'm gonna go ask him to fix my computer.
Me: That's not okay.

by tmkkmt February 27, 2024

Poo Muncher

A term used for casually half-insulting your friends if they're being assholes.

"Man, Micah is such a poo muncher."
"Knock it off, Trevor, you're being a poo muncher."

by momo_is_real_58484909 September 20, 2019