mon mon

When a girl likes to look at peoples blog, and dont reply or comment on them.

Rick: Yo this girl keeps checking my blog but no comments
Bill:damn she's a mon mon!
Rick: Damn that mon mon!!

by Acidplanet_Member October 23, 2005

In the Book of Mormon

The definition is based on the Broadway Musical, “The Book of Mormon”

Short for: (person pretending to read Book of Mormon) “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ____ or you will go to Mormon Hell.”

Dude 1: “I’m going to go ass-fuck a baby.”

Dude 2: “In the Book of Mormon, dipshit!!”

Long version of Dude 2, pretending to read the Book of Mormon: “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ass-fuck babies or you will go to Mormon Hell.”

by euphemismo June 17, 2011

Mormon

A term used in a popular online game network called Conquer Club, which is an online world game.

When one sends several armies at a territory containing very little, and the quantity of armies has been reduced to one, one will be compelled to yell this term.

This originates from an incident played on a map of the United States, where a man attempted to attack Utah with several armies, and failed on multiple accounts. Hence, the term Mormon was born.

Boyd: I just attacked him with Twenty seven armies, and now I have one! He only had Three!

Preston: MORMON!

by Coolness jones February 9, 2009

minnesota mormon

a non alcoholic drink consisting of club soda, lemon zest, and an olive served in a martini glass with an umbrella and lemon skin on the glass

I have to drive home.. get me a minnesota mormon!

by reidtard December 14, 2010

Mormon

A person who used to be a member of LDS, but is now an Atheist who likes sherbet in sprite.

I WAS in the LDS, but now I'm a MORMON!

by prettynpunkk December 8, 2018

mormon standard time

Strict schedule adhered to by mormons due to their plentiful supply of children

Dallin rises at 6, plays with the kids, works out at 8, has brunch at 1030, dinner at 530, puts the kids to bed at 7, and sleeps at 9. No way he's coming out tonight. He's on that Mormon standard time bro.

by romagic2k17 March 4, 2017

Monmonti

A Monmonti is someone who is extremely beautiful inside and out in fact she’s the prettiest girl to ever step a foot on the planet. She has the power to make you smile at anytime making your day in a few moments

Guy 1 : dude did you see that girl right there?

Guy 2 : hell yeah she’s a monmonti

by Sunflowerssssxx April 14, 2020