Midget mommy

When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom

I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar

by Alan15 December 10, 2018

Mommy

A woman or girl who arouses you in a sexual matter and makes your penis erected.

"DAYUM she could for sho be my mommy"

by Winterxlaven April 6, 2025

hot mommy

a smoking hot female

" damn look at that girl over there"
"hot mommy alert!"

by original hot mommy April 13, 2022

Mommy

(not to be used of your real mother)
A very hot, typically female, adult.
Someone you think is so hot that you just say "Mommy?????"

Oh my god, Nancy is so hot, like, mommy?

by GayManSal July 12, 2022

Mommy

What you call your girlfriend or platonic bestfriend to flatter them.

Chris: Hey mommy. Emma: oh uh *intensely blushes*

by Monkeypoo356 August 27, 2022

mommies

The best, biggest, hairiest, not racist, highest and tightest jean wearing bitches in the world

hey mommies, I just donated some money to save dying people in america. They need the help

by keep making cool stuff June 12, 2020

mommy spank

Just like a bitch slap, but not as harsh

Hey girlfriend…you look at my boy toy and you get mommy spanked.

by Catchris2 May 15, 2021