Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face.

I was just in a “smegma meeting” and I’m so full I had to undo the top button of my pants.

by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 30, 2022

production meeting

Taking a shit. Or going number two. Saying it in a discreet way.

Sorry I'm late I was in a production meeting.

by Fob6666 November 1, 2017

Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.

Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.

by phantom pooper 2011 April 24, 2011

Meet Me at Quail

A threat used to initiate a fight, battle, or duel

If you say one more thing about my mom, you can meet me at Quail.

by 8trill April 29, 2022

OK to meet you

a polite formula used for being introduced to someone

I'm Sheena, OK to meet you

by Debskelly1985 February 27, 2023

Ambush Meeting

A meeting that you don't get invited to until at least five minutes after it has started, and that you have a pivotal role in which to play/present/answer questions.

I got two ambush meetings sprung on me today, and they were both at the same time.

by APX8000XE January 19, 2021

18 point meeting

It is a round of golf

I am not available this afternoon as I have an 18 point meeting offsite.

by RainDogs June 9, 2018