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diaper man

It’s a last resort in an argument and will destroy your foe sending them into complete and utter chaos.
Person 1: Your stinky

Person 2: Well your a diaper man

Person 1: *starts to cry and melt away”
by PP_puncherman March 2, 2020
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man gape

The act of man spreading so hard that ones boy pussy starts to gape. The open asshole releases a stench into the room, to the displeasure, or pleasure, to those around. Typically used in rare circumstances, because only few men can spread their legs that far. Man gaping can be used in some cultures to exert dominance.
Darragh: Holy guacomole what is that god forsaken smell?
Sean: Oh that’s just creepy Ra, he’s spotted a couple of Yeshiva freshmen girls, and he is using his man gape technique to show them who’s the alpha.
by PawgPatroller9000 May 3, 2021
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The Wire Man

When your railing a girl from behind, grab her hair and wrap it around with one hand, like your wiring a blue marlin.
by Alfonzo IV January 8, 2010
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Liechtenstein-Man

A part time underwear seller, part time rapist, and An overrated Portuguese tap-in penalty merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses. He is a well known International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished

Other aliases : LithuaniaMan, NorwichMan, EuropaLeagueMan, Luxembourg Slayer, Aquaman of Football, Rejection King, Mr. 007 (or Penalbond), The Bench God, GCOAT (Greatest Cheerleader Of All Time), Team Destroyer, Teammates Career killer, Credit stealer, Fans phone breaker, Curtis Jones' ball beater, Dubai d'or owner, Elon Musk satellite destroyer, Armband Throwing winner, The New Christoper Colombus, The law abiding citizen of Penaltyspotia.
Liechtenstein-Man scored a penalty against a country with a population of a small town!
by Jack Bootlip March 23, 2023
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Man Stock

Man stock or Man-stock; The amount of manlyness that a man has and changes frequently like the stock market. Can be increased by things like 3 sums, beer pong champion, shooting the biggest animal or catching the biggest fish. Can be decreased by things like being destroyed in Madden, getting destroyed in fantasy football, or being afraid to get dirty.
Arick just destroyed Aran in Madden 54-7. Man stock down!
by mr.bell September 28, 2009
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Man spam

The act of spamming social media with excessive images of your man.
Amy: Why didn't you post that snap of you and Ronald to your story?

Tina: I'm gonna post more later. Didn't wanna man spam my followers
by stiwimpski June 18, 2017
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slaw man

a man that likes slaw and jumps on dogs and spill peoples drinks. a real legend.
"He spilled my drink! It must of been a slaw man"
by slawwwwsalemaiee December 16, 2019
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