meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2014

meat suit

when you are a meat suit, not human zipper buddy

ha ha funny meat suit gubul buddy!
its such a meat suit.

by cookieslurpjerma278822 January 12, 2023

meat harbour

The name given to a large vagina

That girl last night had a bit of a meat harbour

by stephenlamp October 30, 2007

Meat Schtickle

A small penis.

Barry has a meat schtickle.

I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.

He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

practice meat

When a female has sex with a guy only with the intentions of conditioning her pussy for another man.

So I heard that Brittany fucked Brice but she was only using him as practice meat for Heeth.

by BigWilliesMeat December 20, 2020

Plumber Meats

Bacon, Turkey and Ham in combination.

I'd like a Plumber Meats sandwich.

by borky June 1, 2015

Meat Sweeper

Cock sucking mustache.

Look at the meat sweeper on that guy.

by joshthephotographer138 October 24, 2014