Maria DLAAG

She is now a proud sister of Sigma lambda Gamma Sorority. She is also one of my bestest friends and we've been friends for now 2 years. She's pretty awesome and I am sure she'll will be glad to be in a dictionary... well, its the urban dictionary... but whatever...hehe. She also carries a bottle of Tapatio in her purse...

"Oh yeah i 'believe' i am handsome"-Joel Garcia

"I totally raped your wall!" ~Joel Garcia~

"Oye maria DLAAG, y El pozole cuando se come?"=Joel
~Los sabados~=Me
"y el menudo"?
~los domingos~
"y los tamales"?
~En Navidad~
"El mole?"
~en una fiesta ~
"y el pavo?"
~en thanksgiving~
"Gosh maria, stop stereotyping food!!"=Joel

"Chile???"=Joel y Lizeth cuando se burlan de mi

" Are you Mexican? How is that going"? Me!
It was hilarious when I said it...

"im actually running for Sexretary ^_^" Maria Aguirre, who seems to be very happy about the 'position'!!

"JOEL im hungry!!!! ^_^" La Maria Aguirre

"Status:Maria is waiting till school starts so she can get her torn but still great DISNEY postcard from JOEL!!!!" thats funny!
hehe

"Tu que te vas a poner manana Maria? - Lizeth Asked
"pues nada"... Ay! maria..

by Alonso December 24, 2008

Maria Andrea

Very sad. However, if you get to know her, she is kind and doesn't share your secrets. She says a lot of curse words but is very loyal. She can act very depressive at times.

Me: "How are you doing?"
Maria Andrea: "Bad, I wanna kms"

by Splendidbore31 October 15, 2018

Maria-Rose

A nickname that was randomly selected and stuck for life. Some describe it as beautiful and makes perfect sense others ask how you get Maria-Rose from Mariella

"My instagram name is Maria-Rose."
"Why didn't you just use your actual name like a normal person"

by MyNameIsntMaria-Rose September 4, 2019

Maria Clotilde

A weird ass "🥺" girl who looks dumb and when she speaks acts even dumber than you were expecting before. never trust a Maria Clotilde because they're snakes.

A: bruh don't act like a Maria Clotilde
B: I'm not trying to, it's just too hard to stop moving my wrists and make the clanking noise of my bracelets on my weak ass arms.

by izzy_15 September 5, 2020

maria selby

a fat slut that has no friends. she often fucks her sheets. she also may be a lesbian. her most shining quality is that she is hoe. she wont let guys in her pants because she probably has a dick.

guy 1: hey man look at that girl over there. guy 2: ew i know its disgusting. what a maria selby.

by darlene1245 September 10, 2010

Maria and Trey

The most amazing couple ever. Maria thinks Trey is the best boyfriend ever, and shes so happy to be with him.

Almost 1 year and 3 months together baby ! Forever to go !! ♡
Crazy in love since day one ♥

Are they still together after all that shit they've been through ?! Oh woww
Maria and Trey are the strongest couple ever !

by TreysWife November 1, 2013

maria melendez

That girl is perfect. She has a beautiful smile. She has beautiful eyes that are like looking at stars. She has an amazing sense of humor. She always will make everything funny, but when you need a shoulder she will always be there to listen to you and help you out no matter what the problem is. You can count on her. She will always be honest. And if you ever hurt one of her friends, she'll never be to scared to tell you and show her feelings. Shes truly amazing. She has a beautiful body, shes one of the sexiest girls you'll ever meet. she always smells so good.

"who's that beautiful girl coming down the street?"

"oh yeah, thats Maria Melendez"❤️

by Anonymous027396 April 14, 2014