Lincoln Dicklas

Getting fucked at a debate tournament

I was so horny at the tourney, I had to get Ashley that Lincoln Dicklas.

by Front Man November 17, 2021

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Lincoln

A fucking angry ass midget

Lincoln is a angry midget

by 2738 November 4, 2021

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A person who is very tense around other human beings who are not family, or friends. Most of his love is shared with animals. He probably owns multiple dogs, and random exotic animals rather than having a gf/wife.

Lincoln was uncomfortable at the party, but felt loved with his pets.

by Pu$$y$layer666999 August 7, 2019

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Going Lincoln

The act of having an ego that is unjustifiably large

"John says he can impregnate women through osmosis"

"Yeah, I know....dude's always going Lincoln"

by citrusincitrus February 6, 2012

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Rusty Lincoln

In preparation for anal sex, you douche, but do a quick clean out that doesn’t go past your second sphincter. Then, you get fucked by a dick longer than you were expecting that goes past your second sphincter and has fecal matter on it after exiting your ass.

The dick on that guy I met in the bathroom was so long, I ended up giving him a rusty Lincoln.

by Sir Steve January 19, 2019

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